backtotheground:

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lexxnova:

sit on my lap at parties and sit on my face in private

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wwhatfinn:

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finnskywallker:

my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. that’s a mood babey

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frogmp3:

ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess

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thatshitgayy:

pizza-queen:

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, but a spinoff version called Butch Pal for the Straight Gal. Where a bunch of lesbians show up and teach you basic home maintenance skills, show you how to build things, what to shop for at places like Home Depot, and setting higher standards for your dating partners.

Lmfao yes

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leaf-beard:

hardinhightown:

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foxy-mulder:

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it

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